Plot twist: Luke was the groupie that leaked Calum’s nudes
- *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
- me:i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
- ariana:awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
- me:sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
- me:*calls mariah* phase one complete master