Seeing cute boys like
why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
i love when nev gets all mad at the catfish it keeps me young
same i’m gay af but when he threw that dude’s phone in the lake i was like marry me
i feel u
*opens front camera*
*turns off phone*
”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”
”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”
”oh god I just farted”
”never mind no one heard it”
”hey a hotdog bar”
”oh nvm this my part”
”oh they’re fake”
”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”
”lolz I’m a life ruiner”
OH MY GOD
If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
hahaha son this bread is huge