danagracethings:

Plot twist: Luke was the groupie that leaked Calum’s nudes

    *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
    me:i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
    ariana:awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
    me:sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
    ariana:ouch!
    me:*calls mariah* phase one complete master

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

automatically:

trying to impress someone like

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natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

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tentaclethearpist:

its 20 fucking 14 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”

obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.

kingcheddarxvii:

hrvst:

 <⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

where is he?

kingcheddarxvii:

hrvst:

   ∧__∧
  ( ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

THERE HE IS!

    me:I should go shower now
    (five minutes later)
    (another five minutes later)
    (yet another five minutes later)
    (more five minute intervals)
    someone:(goes into the bathroom)
    me:wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower